Zombies

Zombies are a bunch of grey idiots that want to eat your brains. Nobody really likes them because they eat your brains

My Experience with Zombies
They are very slow, and they fall apart, but for some strange reason everyones like "OH MAH BIO! A ZOMBIE! WEER UL GUNNO DAAAAE!" People are idiots like that. But then zombies touched a big black rectangle thingy and it made them smarter. Then the zombies started coming up with new ways to eat our brains and stuff. Then everyone else was dying, and it looked like it felt painful so i didn't want things like that. So I went out to the store to buy some Simon Sea Monkeys to keep me company when I die. I found some seeds eggs at a gardening store and then I planted the eggs in the ground and went to bed. I had a dream that i grew a tail and then became a super hero. When I got out there were no Simon Sea Monkeys, but there were a ton of pretty looking plants (exept for Melon Pult, he looks awful). Then they killed a bunch of zombies to death and I was like YAAAAAAAAAAY! But then a huge wave ov zombies came and ate up all the plants. So I bought more and did stuff with them