Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate is one of the survivers of the zombie attacks. He lives in California with his pet parrot, Potty and likes Spongebob.

History
one day he saw Mordecai telling people that Melon Pult is not ugly and Spongebob sucks and he got mad. Patchy jumped at Mordecai and tried to stab him but Mordecai called the police. They were about to shoot Patchy but he told them that Mordecai said Melon Pult was not ugly so they shot Mordecai and gave Patchy a no bell prize. Then one day Spongebob and his friends came to see him because Bikini Bottom was filled with Sea Zombies and they had to hide somewere. Soon Patchy's house was surrounded by zombies so they had to sneak off to Crazy Dave's house so they wouldn't die. His current whereabouts are unknown